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I will cut your pretty face!

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As a mouse, I have a hard life. Sure, there’s cheese, so much cheese, but at the end of a hard cheese filled day I like to relax. That’s why I recommend Gin.

Gin allows me to be the mouse I feel I really am. The kind of mouse who says, “Hey cat! Take that smug look off your face! We all know about you and the squirrel.” The kind of mouse who says, “Let me show you why I eat cheese.” The kind of mouse who says, “That’s MY gin!”

So do what I do after a hard days cheesing. Drink Gin and kick some arse.

And if that cat looks at you cockeyed, fetch him one right up the sausage roll.

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