Swings and Gimp Masks
Hello, Stewart, you knobber. Where are you off to? No, don’t tell me, you’re going to that girls house again aren’t you. Why do you do this to yourself, Stewart? You know you don’t like swinging. And don’t pretend you’re just going to munch on her pampas grass. You don’t even like it. The furry bits get stuck in your throat and you start making that hacking noise as you try to cough it up without anyone noticing. But we all notice, Stewart. We all notice.
Nobody likes a coughing gimp.